Rafa Benitez to Chelsea? Nooooooooo!!!!!!

Rafa Benitez taking over at Chelsea makes sense from a number of angles.

• He's not employed by anyone else (apart from occasionally Sky Sports) at the moment, so he's freed up waiting for the next one.
• The revolving door at Chelsea has just spat out it's latest victim.
• Benitez is just the kind of manager Abramovich needs, good track record, especially in Europe.
• The last 3 jobs Benitez has had he has left complaining of not being backed in the transfer market, which should be less of an issue for any suspicious billionaires knocking about the place.

However there are a number of reasons why I feel that Benitez should not be the next Chelsea boss.

• He's not really suited to Chelsea. Because he seems like quite a nice chap, and all the other people involved there are a bunch of twats.
• He is going to upset a lot of people (Liverpool fans) if he goes to Chelsea.
• He knows what he's doing and if he does go there Chelsea will start to challenge properly.

Now you may notice that the reasons for him not being the next Chelsea boss are a little less well constructed. But you cannot disagree with the first one at least - they do have there and most other people's share of twats.

Luis Garcia - after scoring one of the loudest goals in history.

The main reason being though - I, and I suspect most of the people reading this would be sickened by the thought of Benitez taking charge of Chelsea. Because lets not forget, there was a certain degree of antagonism going on between Benitez and Chelsea (well Mourinho) when he was in charge at Liverpool - largely because we kept beating the in Champions League semi's and they didn't like it very much (left).

And that's part of it. You don't want to see your heroes from the admittedly quite recent past rock up at your rivals (quite how big of a rival we are to Chelsea at the moment is arguable) but it's the same as Torres going there, although that was a bit more brutal and in a roundabout way Michael Owen turning up at Man Utd - although he did have the good grace to be shit, although you can probably give Torres that as well.

I suppose that the main reason that we don't want to see him go there is really the point I made earlier.
Chelsea, to a man, are a bunch of twats. Now I appreciate that this isn't the most intelligent of arguments, but given the massive weight of evidence, I believe it is pretty relevant.

Roman Abramovich : Represents all that is wrong with the game today. Indeed it was our need to try and keep up with these billionaires that nearly crippled us in the first place.

Ashley Cole : I think this one speaks for itself.

John Terry : see above. Seriously, I'm not going to start going into the reasons why John Terry is a twat, because I don't think the internet is big enough.

From a completely objective point of view it makes perfect sense.. He needs a job, they've got one going.

But please... ANYONE BUT CHELSEA.

and Man United

or Everton.