Sunday, 21 April 2013

Liverpool v Chelsea - Welcome back Rafa Benitez... Fuck Off Chelsea.

Who would have thought when Rafael Benitez left his job as Liverpool manager in 2010 that when he returned, in a professional capacity at least, that he would do so in charge of Chelsea. Well I say 'in charge' in the loosest possible sense.

The 'I want that one' child-like mentality of the Chelsea's oligarch means that that whoever is in charge won't be for very long and they've even given up the pretence of this by calling Benitez the 'interim' manager which
is setting him up to fail. You cannot really manage a football club, or anything else for that matter if you don't have the authority over those that you are trying to manage. Particularly when you've got insufferable pricks like John Terry about the place.

I didn't really want this to turn into a Chelsea rant, but I suppose that's inevitable.

Benitez was living on borrowed time from day one.. to have a stadium booing you before you've even kicked off your first game cannot have been easy, even if it is only Chelsea fans doing it. It is curious how it's never 'Abramovic Out' that they're are whining about is it. He is clearly the common factor in their revolving door manager recruitment strategy.

It is a strange one today.. not least because the Chelsea manager is held in much higher regard by the Liverpool fans than his own. It's hard to think of the equivalent really. Perhaps it would be if Mourinho rocked up at Anfield, although I'm not sure that quite fits. Largely because of the careers of the two men since they left Chelsea and Liverpool respectably. Highlighted by the fortunes of both men at Inter Milan. Mourinho winning the Champions League there has to rank about as high as Benitez winning it with us.

I didn't like the self-proclaimed 'special one' when he was at Chelsea - this won't come as much of a shock - but, when you look at his career since and indeed while he was at Porto I have to admit a grudging respect for his achievements. A point brought into sharp focus when you consider who will take over at Man United when Ferguson finally leaves - although you suspect that might be in a box.

Back to today. Liverpool are now into the customary April 'dead' league games.. this is something that needs to be rectified very quickly. By this time next season we need the last few league games to have significance. Now I'm not deluded enough to think that this would mean a challenge for the league (We haven't the strength in depth of squad just yet), but we certainly need to get towards the pointy end in terms of fighting for the top 4 places... because if not we can wave goodbye to Luis Suarez.

At the pointy end of the fight for the top 4 is where we find our visitors today and personally I would love it if we could kick a large hole in their chances today. Chelsea have gradually risen in my levels of contempt  over the past few years. They are a club with very few, if any, redeeming features and they represent an awful lot of what is wrong with modern football. They represent this and also they are the cause of a lot of it as well. And when I say Chelsea I do mean specifically Roman Abramovich.
Nothing to see here.

Chelsea are where they are today on the whim of a deeply suspicious character. Not wanting to make sweeping generalisations (standby for a sweeping generalisation) but you don't get that rich in Russia (or anywhere else) by operating within the margins of what is legal.. allegedly. That's how it works isn't it, just say allegedly at the end and you can make any old shit up.

Now the story goes that Abramovich originally intended to buy Tottenham but saw Stamford Bridge from his helicopter and changed his mind. Now I'm not sure how that true that story is, but it does't sound very far off the mark.

And once he started throwing his money around it was up to everyone else to try and follow suit.. a course of events that nearly destroyed Liverpool when we went cap in hand to Hicks & Gillett. And of course you now have the likes of Man City spending eye-watering sums of money which who cannot generate through football. A point summed up by Arsene Wenger when he said that the success of a football club should be built on sweat, not oil.

Aren't I doing well not turning this into a Chelsea rant?

Back to today's game.. hopefully a repeat of the 4-1 demolition of Chelsea last season awaits us this afternoon, but that is perhaps a bit optimistic. The goals do seem to have dried up a little over the past two games. But quite how that happened against Reading was thanks almost entirely to the almost super-human efforts of Alex McCarthy in goal.

But Chelsea's away form is a bit ragged.. the win at Fulham was their first away win in the League since their Jon Walters assisted battering of Stoke in January - with only a point picked up from 4 away games at Reading, Southampton, Newcastle and Man City. Not really the form of a convincing top 4 push.

As far as Liverpool are concerned.. well it depends which Liverpool turns up. We have had plenty of games this season where we've been scoring goals for fun, but we have also had several where frankly we just haven't turned up. Inconsistency is one of the major wrinkles the Rodgers is going to have to iron out for next season.

But hopefully we do turn up today.. we don't particularly need the points any more, but if it fucks Chelsea up then that's good enough for me, particularly as the only redeemable feature of that 'football club' won't be around next season anyway.

Thursday, 11 April 2013

Why European Football is shit..

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Time for a bit of a rant, this time caused by the never ending saga of european tournaments, or more specifically, why UEFA never stop making a mess of them.

I'm reasonably confident, that doesn't say Europa League.
This has more to do with the UEFA Cup, not called that anymore but that is just the start of the constant cocking about that annoys me.

For a start it goes on way too long, to the point where Alain Depardieu recently said that he didn't care if Newcastle actually won the thing, it would still be a waste of time.

I'm paraphrasing slightly, and he is fundamentally wrong. If Newcastle actually won a trophy there would be such a regional orgasm that.. well I don't want to think about such a gruesome spectacle, but happily that's unlikely to happen before we are all long dead, so we'll move on.

His main point that his side couldn't cope with the demands of playing that many games is a fair one.

So far Newcastle have played 13 games in Europe and we're still only at the Quarter Final stage - it should be pointed out that they have only won 5 of those to get as far as they have.

Part of this is due to the sheer number of teams involved. 18 of which drop into it from the European Cup (see UEFA Cup). I agree that teams who lose their qualifier should drop into it, but the 3rd place teams from the European Cup is a joke - Chelsea I am talking about you here.

It's embarrassing and it all adds to the sense that the UEFA Cup isn't worth it. This is more of a view among the English sides although this may change if a few get through to the semi's tonight.

If they were to trim a few rounds off it.. and most of all make it worth winning, a place in the Champions League group stage would be a sufficient reward for slogging your guts out round Bratislava and the Ukraine since July.

It needs trimming down and personally I would like to see them not play all the games on a Thursday as I am  not a huge fan of going to the league games on a Sunday, but that isn't going to happen.

It is part of the larger picture of what is wrong with modern football. It used to be the point of football to win trophies. That is it.

Didn't win the league? Fuck it, we won the Cup instead.

Winning a trophy used to mean a successful season. Last season Liverpool got to two Cup Finals, winning admittedly the shit one, but people (by which I mean the press) were saying that it was still a poor season EVEN IF WE  WON THE FA CUP as well, but didn't finish in the top 4.

The Holy Grail of Modern Football - "getting in the top 4 is as good as a trophy" No it isn't Fuck Off Arsene.

But the sad thing is as long as the money keeps rolling in - by getting into the "Champions" League, not by the hard way of actually being Champions (although thank fuck for that) then that counts as success these days.

But let me ask you this... When did you last see a victory parade with the board of directors waving the club's balance sheet?